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Goodnight Junior is the twenty-ninth Silly Songs with Larry and was featured in It's a Meaningful Life. It was sung by Junior Asparagus and his mother, Lisa Asparagus.

In this song, Junior is revealed to be a spoiled brat, as he proceeds to continuously and unreasonably nag his mom to get him everything he "needs" for bedtime.

Lyrics

Announcer: And now it's time for "Bedtime Songs with Junior", the part of the show when Junior gets tucked into his warm, comfy bed and is sung a bedtime song.

Mom: Good night...good night...

I'll tuck you in, good night.

I'll kiss your cheek

Soon you will sleep

Now close your eyes

Good night...

Junior: Ahh, mom...

Mom: Yes Junior?

Junior: Can I have my bear?

Mom: Your bear?

Junior: My bear, right there!

With brown and fuzzy hair!

I love him so, and you must know

I'd feel so much despair

I'd moan and groan

And cry and weep

My tears would drown

My counting sheep to have to sleep

Oh, please, Mom please

Don't make me sleep with my fuzzy bear!...

Thanks!

Mom: Good night...good night...

The lights are off, good night.

I'll fluff your sheets

Soon you will sleep

Now close your eyes

Good night...

Junior: Ahh, mom...

Mom: Hmm?

Junior: Can I have my cat?

Mom: Your cat?

Junior: My cat, yes that!

He's soft and cute and fat!

I love him so, and you must know

My heart would fall down flat

It would yearn and ache and then it'd break

My tears would soak a birthday cake

The Earth would quake

Oh, please, Mom please

I'd lie awake with my chubby cat!...

Mom: Good night...good night...

It's really late, good...

Junior: Mom, yo! Don't go!

I need my white tail doe!

I love her so and you must know

My grief would overflow...

Mom: Good night...good night...

I'll tuck you in, good night.

Junior: (simultaneously) My horse, my dog

My prehistoric frog

Mom: I'll kiss your cheek

Junior: I love them so and you must know.

Mom: Soon you will sleep

Now lose your eyes, good night.

Junior: My trout, my goose,

My monkey and my moose.

My multi-antlered moose

Mom: I'll tuck you in, good night.

Junior: My skunk

Mom: Good night...good night...

Junior: My mouse

Mom: Good night, good night

Junior: My monkey in a blouse!

Mom: I'll kiss your cheek

Junior: My four leg'd squid,

Mom: So you will sleep

Junior: My purple Gnu!

Mom: Now close your eyes

Junior: I love them all

I really do!

Mom: Goodnight, goodnight

Junior: I'd cry and weep

My world would end

Mom: I'll kiss your cheek

So you can sleep

Junior: My broken heart

Would never mend

Mom: Now close your eyes

Junior: Oh, please, mom please

Don't make me sleep

Without my furry...

Mom: Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight

Goodnight, good...

Junior: ...Friends.

Mom: Goodnight, Junior.

Junior: Goodnight

Announcer: This has been "Bedtime Songs with Junior", tune in next time to hear Junior say...

Junior: ...Can I have a drink of water?

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